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Buy A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
David Ogilvy
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It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership.
Tom T Hall
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People should be allowed the freedom to make their own choices. They should be able to buy or not buy po.. and be monogamous or promiscuous as they see fit.
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I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.
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I never buy magazines, I never even buy books.
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We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
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I've found that when the market's going down and you buy funds wisely, at some point in the future you will be happy. You won't get there by reading 'Now is the time to buy.'
Peter Lynch
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Buy the gucci Loafers you'll never know where. Go buy ma new shit hop in the chair. Some tell a mutha fu..a how it ain't fair. Never seen ma colorr before all my sho.. rare.
The Jacka
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I loved being in Charleston...its so beautiful and the people are amazing. I want to buy a house there and theres actually a property Ive seen, which I want to buy and fix up. Its a dream life down there.
Amanda Seyfried
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Since Romney supports my right to buy guns with unlimited clips, will he let me buy nuclear weapons too? I need em 2 hunt bin laden. Oh wait...
Kal Penn
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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Never buy four C-plus paintings when you can buy one A.
Walter Annenberg
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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