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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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