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Clean Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you can get your issue. I got that hard straight butter, my shit thick as grissel.
Killa Kyleon
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show.
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And death shall have no dominion. Dead men naked they shall be one With the man in the wind and the west moon; When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone, They shall have stars at elbow and foot; Though they go mad they shall be sane, Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion.
Dylan Thomas
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The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
John Krasinski
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto your d..k, leading to a penile blister.
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I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.
Sheena Easton
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Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love.
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People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'
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As the house is cleaned, so the mind can be cleaned. As you enjoy a clean house, you will enjoy a clean and uncluttered mind.
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
Mark Danielewski
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I remember when you couldnt even mention environmental issues without a snicker. But then in the 70s people got tired of seeing the Cuyahoga River catch on fire from all the chemicals. So one day millions of Americans marched. Politicians had no choice but to take notice. Twelve Congressmen were dubbed the Dirty Dozen, and soon after seven were kicked out of office. The floodgates were opened. We got the Clean Air Act, The Clean Water Act and Safe Drinking Water. We created the EPA. The quality of life improved because concerned citizens made their issues matter in elections.
Senator John Kerry
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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There's no getting away from it: you have to clean.
Anthea Turner
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Where is she going? To clean her placenta?
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