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Clever And Funny Iphones Quotes & Sayings
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. Nothing is often a good thing to say, and always a clever thing to say.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I hate how after an arguement I think of more clever shit I should have said.
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If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you...
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Im a humble person, really. Im actually much greater than I think I am.
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It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to.
Fannie Hurst
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
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