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I'd like to apply for a refund on my college education
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Sorry you'll someday regret having too much or not enough fun in college.
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I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much that I could hardly do my college work.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.
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I hope you get into all the classes you're planning to drop when they require too much work.
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Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year.
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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Hearing you talk about your study abroad makes me wish you were still in another country.
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I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in mi.f.
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
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We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over.
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Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'
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There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently.
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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Really, the potential for, first of all, any college graduate today is enormously good. These are good times for anyone with a college degree today, particularly African Americans. With a college degree today, you really breach the unemployment rate.
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Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.
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