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Come Join Me In My Bed Quotes & Sayings
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Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
Samuel Pepys
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I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
Ahmet Zappa
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman
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A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
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My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.
Amanda Lear
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Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
Michael Todd
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I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.
Cameron Diaz
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If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Bruce Jenner
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Emo Philips
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Being sad 24/7 gets me nowhere but curling up in my bed being emotionally drained. I like to smile &make others believe they can do the same.
Unknown
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If the sheets are still on the bed when its over, your doing it wrong.
Unknown
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The worst thing ever is when you think about everything wrong in your life right as your going to bed. And then crying yourself to sleep.
Unknown
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Single lifes good untill you get into bed at night and you feel alone.
Unknown
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Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.
Mason Cooley
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You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
Samuel Rutherford
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Can someone please drag me out of bed and make me clean my house so I can see the floor again? THANKS
Justine Ezarik
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Proverb
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose Bierce
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Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.
Malcolm Wilson
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I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.
Klaus Kinski
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