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Congratulations For Your New Lap Quotes & Sayings
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I don't believe in idle time. Even in transition, you should still be in preparation. Can't expect for the future to fall in your lap.
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The best feeling in the world is when your child comes up to you and lays their head in your lap, for no other reason but just because. I can't wait to have more.
Marlee Matlin
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The attractive lady whom I had only recently been introduced to dropped into my lap... I chose not to dump her off.
Gary Hart
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If you have faith in love, it will fall into your lap at just the right time. Never lose hope & always be open to the possibilities...
Unknown
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Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location.
Julian Green
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Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location.
Julian Green
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Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it occasioned a great deal of talk.
Bill Nye
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
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It doesent bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?
Stacy Keibler
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It doesent bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?
Stacy Keibler
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Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap.
Alan Jackson
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I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.
Annette Bening
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Ennobled pain is who knows from the fire that burns in lust, a radio shock in their lap a hot cry.
Rammstein
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Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.
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You cant even break me running harder than an athlete. Girls sitting up on my lap mistake this for a track meet.
Sammy Adams
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Camp counselor, living in the lap of lux.' Double cheese deluxe in the penguin tux.
Riff Raff
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My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here in her lap. I'm fine, I turned out OK. We had a Volvo.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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I was a hopeless drifter, really. I didn't know what I wanted to do, and then the opportunity to have an agent landed in my lap. I was just relieved someone else made up my mind for me.
Emily Blunt
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That stressful car ride home from McDonalds when you have to hold the drinks on your lap.
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