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Cow Pissing Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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If you are pissing people off, you know you are doing something right.
John Lydon
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Mick Jagger is about as s..y as a pissing toad.
Truman Capote
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Im going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own a.. out for pissing me off!
The Undertaker
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Doing the right thing sometimes means pissing people off.
Unknown
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Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off.
General Colin Powell
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Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Karl Kraus
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Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fu.. they want.
Unknown
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You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer
Ernest Hemingway
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Brown nosers and asskissers have been pissing off cool people since the dawn of time. At some point, they always get their comeuppance.
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You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his d..k while he's pissing.
Immortal Technique
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We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki
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Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves
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