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Crap Dad Quotes & Sayings
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My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
Dennis Wilson
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf
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All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
Helen Mirren
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People dont change so if they are in the beginning like crap...Then in the middle and the end. They are crap, shit nothing!
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HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too.
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your son's dog! And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a giant load of crap.
American Dad
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My dad was a musician, it was just what he did, like another guy's dad drives a meat truck. Our house was normal. We weren't taken with the fact our dad was a musician.
Branford Marsalis
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You see another side of Draco when he's with his dad. When Draco is with his dad, he doesn't say anything. He keeps his mouth shut. He's sort of bullied by his dad, so he acts very different.
Tom Felton
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Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
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Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't lift a finger.
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Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap.
Morton Feldman
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I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
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Dad didnt call again tonight...Why do I get my hopes up?
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I find it cute how my real dad calls and tries to help me out but my step dad will always be one and only father.
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I promised myself to be a better father to my kids then my dad...
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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My step dad is more of a father figure then my real dad could ever dream of being.
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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