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Crayon Eating Bastard Jokes L Quotes & Sayings
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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I wish I was the white crayon. Then no one would use me...
Unknown
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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I see myself like a crayon: I may not be your favorite color, but I know someday; you will need me to complete your picture.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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You're a crayon, I'm a highlighter. You may color the world, but I make it BRIGHTER.
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Not trying to be rude, but your d..k gets less action then a white crayon.
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I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
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I miss being a child, the biggest conflict was always picking which crayon to use.
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Less makeup, more natural beauty. A wise man once said 'don't look like a crayon just ....d your face.'
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Are you eating it? Or is it eating you?
Larry Cohen
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When I was growing up in Mississippi, it was good Southern food...but I also grew up with a Greek family; when other kids were eating fried okra, we were eating steamed artichokes. So I think it played a big part in my healthy cooking.
Cat Cora
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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