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All those tears I cried over you were enough to make a pool, I hope you damn drown in that pool
Unknown
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Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.
Donny Norris
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Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift.
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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over.
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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.
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Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!
Sarah Moores
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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I don't give a damn how you feel about me, I sip lean pure codeine and I don't give a damn what you say about me.
Gucci Mane
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But me nah give a damn, buy house and a piece a land. Me walk in, ah, me Timberland, no tell me about no simpleton? It?s true unu see me damn, only Father feed me and you nah wan see me cross the line, unu better now.
Collie Buddz
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What's funny is, we don't have to pay federal taxes. It's imposed on us because America is in so much damn debt with the Federal Reserve.
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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They are damn good projects - excellent projects. That goes for all the projects up there. You know some people make fun of people who speak a foreign language, and dumb people criticize something they do not understand, and that is what is going on up there - God damn it!
Harry Hopkins
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Damn my family too damn big. Somebody always havin a problem with one another....
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.
Caine
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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To all skeet skeet motherfu..er MOTHERfu..ER! All skeet skeet god damn GOT DAMN!
Lil Jon
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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