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Dead Or Jail Quotes & Sayings
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
Ozzy Osbourne
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
David Letterman
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
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Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head.
Pet Shop Boys
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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In Spain, the dead are more alive than the dead of any other country in the world.
Federico Garcia Lorca
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life
Jimi Hendrix
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People say that chivalry is dead, I don't think that it's dead, I think it's just got the 'flu!
Meg Ryan
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What is perhaps more worthy of note than how many tsunami dead we've seen, however, is how many other recent dead we have not seen.
Bruce Jackson
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In this war - as in others - I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Butler Shaffer
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Most of the groups I worked with 30 years ago are either dead or dead broke. And it's a shame.
Ronnie Spector
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Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
Andy Samberg
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Who is this irrestibles creature who has an insaciable love for the dead? Living Dead Girl!
Rob Zombie
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a waste of your time, maybe I'm better off dead.
Blink 182
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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.
Judith Viorst
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams
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