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Deployed To Mom Quotes & Sayings
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My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.
Robert Schimmel
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen
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Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.
Levon Helm
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Mom, I really think I should just stay home. I mean Ive got all this AP English summer reading.
Unknown
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Its hard when I cant even find the time to call my mom. When she thinks Im going Hollywood...I guess she probably should.
Mac Miller
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My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
Jeb Bush
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I'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom.
Paris Hilton
15 Likes
My mom always told me to show my class not my ass, guess some girls parents never taught them that.
Unknown
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My mom has pictures of me at four years old at the turntable, reaching up to play the records. I feel like I was bred to do what I do.
Dr Dre
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Having a child changes everything in a most positive way, and I am extremely lucky to have a great wife who is also an incredible mom.
Ben Stiller
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My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents somehow.
Seth Rogen
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Mom, it's so great how much closer we've gotten since you started texting instead of calling.
Unknown
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My mom taught me to do things like hug a tree and ask for a flower's permission to pick it.
Rachel Bilson
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My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet.
Tyra Banks
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The most important thing in my father's life? World peace. Me and my brother. My mom.
Sean Lennon
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I have a special place in my heart for working mom, it's a constant pull on your heartstrings.
Angela Kinsey
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The worst sight in the world is...SEEING YOUR MOM CRY.
Unknown
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Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom...oh oh!
Sean Paul
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Momholds my hand for a while, but holds my heart FOREVER! Happy Sweetest Day mom.
Unknown
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My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years.
Alison Lohman
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