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Dies Drearthday Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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