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Dirty Microwave At Wo Quotes & Sayings
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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Yeah I like this, can you feel it. Nothing can save ya. Its that Dirty money.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
Brandi Isaacs
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Stephen Wright
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Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.
Jenna Fischer
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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
Lawrence Taylor
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The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.
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A butch talks dirty to a women and its s..ual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
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Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me. I whispered in their ear, wanna be with me? You wanna look pretty though, in my video. Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know.
Old Dirty Bastard
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mohandas Gandhi
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I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen the show and they just jump in and try to watch it's easy to get confused. But at the same time I think it's easy for anyone to tune in and enjoy it. I mean, it's just a really dirty show. There are a lot of dir.. jokes.
Michael Cera
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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