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Dont Take A Shower Quotes & Sayings
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I would fight Glen Johnson, Antonio Tarver, Chad DawsonI dont care. Let me tell you one more time, my time, my probation period is over. I dont care who he is. Line them up and Ill go to them. I dont care where hes at. If we have to go to London to fight Joe, if we have to go to Tampa to fight Tarver, or if we have to go to Miami to fight Glen. I dont care. My name is Roy Jones Jr. I am Superman and I dont care about anybody else.
Roy Jones Jr
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I dont care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time...and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heteros..ual ones...I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.
Betty White
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
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I know we havent kept in close contact lately, but I want you to know that I am thrilled to take part in this special time of your life.
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I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen. A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin.
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Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.
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Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
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I dont want to be Angelina Jolie. Not that Angelina Jolie is not the most talented, beautiful, successful, amazing, admirable person who does good things for the world, but I dont want to be a movie star like that. I dont think theres anything about being a celebrity that is desirable. I understand that everybodys going to know who you are and what you look like, but why be so obsessive?
Kristen Stewart
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I dont just turn heads, I break necks! Dont break ya neck lookin at my curves, cause you cant have what you dont deserve! I wont mess with your head Or play with your heart, Because Iim a real girl And I finish what I start. Im not a lie, Im not an illusion, Im a princess, so whats the confusion?
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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I am so happy you are getting married. You are going to make the most beautiful bride ever. Wishing you more love and happiness than you can ever imagine.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.
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I hate it when a shower only has two options; 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
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I dont have a taste either, I dont thinkeveryone can give theirI just said George Clooney was cute, but there are very fewI mean I dont look at a lot of people and say oh I think Brad Pitt is cute or have a taste I have to know the person and see part of their personality because thats what makes them more attractive to me. It can be any race, it doesnt really matter to me.
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The best time to CRY is under the SHOWER, this way no one will ever know that you were SAD.
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But man you've been rappin for years now and ain't made a hit yet, you flopped in a split sec. In the shower's the only time you get your d*ck wet.
Big L
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