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I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got into my dreams. He said I was nominated!
Tracy Morgan
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fu.. no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fu..in' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fu..ing foremost. We don't give a fu.. about all that crap. (On doing Gap Commercials)
Slipknot
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I'd rather Ash Judd just called me a ni.......that would of cut to the chase
9th Wonder
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My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that...discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was...gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, 'Dude, shut up.' She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes 'God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?' And all I could say was 'Yeah, I did!'
Bill Engvall
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This is the end of all my unrecognized greatness Im here now ni... pardon my lateness.
Pusha T
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Dont waste your time on a dude that you arent getting anywhere with, there is a dude out there who wont be a waste of your time.
Unknown
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See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her a ni...!
George Jefferson
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See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her a ni...!
Sherman Hemsley
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See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her a ni...!
Sherman Hemsley
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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that ni... way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!! Ay, D, hol' up!".
Cedric The Entertainer
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Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this ni... broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.
Dave Chappelle
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Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.
Colin Hanks
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My life is a movie dont believe me we can bet it. Watch me put your bi... before the ni... roll the credits. And shout out to my jeweler he told me to forget it.
Yung Berg
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Then Jasper said "Look here, ni..., if anyone's gonna have s.. with my sister, it's gonna be me."
Dave Chappelle
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I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfu..er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ni... waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. -Marsellus
Pulp Fiction
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Imma come down I never let em up.
Hed PE
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Ive said this before, women are a vice to me. But that was a different time in my life. I have a problem trusting people and I never wanted to date an actress, but you cant plan for this. It smacks you in the face, and everything I thought I knew, I didnt know, so Im just learning again. Its great, its amazing. I was really lonely before, a really dark dude. I still am, but Im better. I think love is my favourite hobby, for sure. I fall in love easily, but theres a difference between being in love and being in a loving relationship. In love is infatuation. Love is when that love dies down and youre just there. The burning volcano stops erupting, the lava gets cold. And Im close to that for sure.
Shia Labeouf
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B...... trying to see I tell them to look harder, Be the .. leave youll never be a starter, I only love money thats why the ni.... hustle, Million dollar crib yeah b.... I really hustle.
Trae
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MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a ni... with a color less than skin deep and a humor more than flesh and blood can bear.
Ambrose Bierce
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