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Emergency Room Funnym Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
Mike Myers
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx
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I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
Kate Winslet
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We'd be working in our motel room through the night, and I'd come up with an idea at two in the morning, and he'd start jumping up and down, pacing across the room, or whatever.
Arthur Hiller
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If you put Willem Dafoe, Liam Neeson and James Woods in a room together, there wouldn't be room for anyone else.
Dana Delany
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
Henry Youngman
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
Anonymous
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I don't think of myself as funny, I don't fill up a room with my humor...I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.
Steve Carell
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Hi. Will you be my emergency contact?
Unknown
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Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars.
Victor Hugo
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Clinton and Obama practice this politics known quaintly as the Richard Speck strategy: if you cannot take on everyone in the room at once, take them out of the room one at a time.
Grover Norquist
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I know what she used to do sometimes. She kept her best cape she wore on the street in there, and she used occasionally to go up there to get it and to take it into her room. She kept a great deal in the guest room drawers.
Lizzie Andrew Borden
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I think even when homeowners love their room, it's still a shock, because you left your house, went to sleep, came home and your room was dramatically and drastically different.
Paige Davis
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The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
American Gangster
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If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
Unknown
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This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!
Vanessa Hudgens
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
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I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Welsh
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