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End Of The World Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being broke isn't the end of the world. It's the beginning of a new plan.
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In the end, the overriding factor in whether or not you realize your dreams is going to be you. Not the world. YOU.
Russell Simmons
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At the end of the day the question comes, what are you doing for the world? You have to try to do something that's going to add something positive.
Paul Feig
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginning of all wars - yes, an end to this brutal, inhuman and thoroughly impractical method of settling the differences between governments.
Franklin D Roosevelt
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To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
Clara Ortega
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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
Clara Ortega
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.
James Cramer
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Jack will be back. He'll get us out. The world doesn't end because the Doctor dances.
Rose Tyler
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I'm willing to put world hunger on the back burner if we can figure out how to end emoticons.
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If America taxed its churches, it would get more than TWICE as much tax revenue as it would need to end world hunger.
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Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.
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You can't do the end of the world in a conventionally dramatic way or Boy Meets Girl way.
Terry Southern
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Since the end of the Second World War, our population has more than doubled to 27 million people.
Kim Campbell
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At the end of the day, the most important thing to me in the world: God, Family, Hustle... In that order.
TI
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Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions, as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case.
Helen Clark
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I used to think being single was the end of the world. But in all reality I am just waiting for the perfect girl to come into my life.
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Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.
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