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English Status Quotes & Sayings
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
Nikhil Saluja
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
Jimmy Fallon
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....
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I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook...
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I really think it would be cowardly to pull back and not challenge the status quo, when the status quo may not be the right way for the field to go.
Mehmet Oz
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If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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