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Eric Cartman My Fathericture Tells A Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Eric Cartman
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Eric Cartman
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bi...! Dont call me bi..., bi...!
Eric Cartman
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
Eric Cartman
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Sometimes your heart tells you to help someone find their way, but your mind tells you that someone needs to find their path on their own to grow. Sometimes your heart tells you to love someone who is not on the same page as you, but your mind tells you your differences will end up pulling you both a part. Sometimes your heart tells you to endure the cheating and abuse with the hope of change, but your mind says you know you deserve better. Your heart and mind sometimes disagree; your fate will depend on whose advice you follow.
Eugene Nathaniel Butler
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I just go where my heart tells me, where my gut tells me to go, where I'm enjoying my life the most, where I feel like I can have the most success. I've truly enjoyed my experience in NASCAR, to the point that I want to do it full time.
Danica Patrick
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Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
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How do geese know when to fly to the sun? Who tells them the seasons? How do we, humans know when it is time to move on? As with the migrant birds, so surely with us, there is a voice within if only we would listen to it, that tells us certainly when to go forth into the unknown.
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Oh, ooh, something tells me. My words are goin straight to his heart and ooh, somethin tells me...You will be all mine.
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The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.
Danny DeVito
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A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
G K Chesterton
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