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Erma Bombeck Children Quotes & Sayings
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
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There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
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I am not a glutton, I am an explorer of food
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
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