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Erma Bombeck Children Quotes & Sayings
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
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Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck
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I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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God created man, but I could do better.
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