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Ex Husband Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A wife asked her husband, Do you love me? Her husband laughed and stayed silent. And said, then why am I here all these years.
Unknown
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He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there.
Jane Fonda
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.
Jenna Bush
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Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an asshole.
Unknown
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.
Unknown
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
Unknown
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Roseanne
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
Unknown
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Then I was lucky I met with my future husband, and I started new life with my husband, and I was happy again. He was a musician. I start to travel with him through Europe also and around the former Soviet Union.
Olga Korbut
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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Yeah, it's tough being smart and s..y, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
Tina Fey
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My husband and I always make time for s..! Always! No matter how busy we are. And if I told you the places! You would not even believe! Its crazy the risks that we take, but thats what keeps it so much fun. Its been eye-opening how much the connection between my husband and me has deepened.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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