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F*uck Yo Couch Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "F*uck Yo Couch" sorted by relevance. 81 matching entries found.
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I just LOVE to watch TV. I wish I could say something really impressive like I love to read or hike but the truth is that most of the time I'm just sacked out on the couch watching shows or DVDs.
Jenna Fischer
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I have a constitutional weakness in which I am very easily distracted by flashing lights. If there is a TV on in the room, I can't have a conversation with you. I won't eat, I won't sleep, I'll just meld with my couch.
Rachel Maddow
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Deuces minus one. Middle finger to the sky tonight. Ay, ay, ay. The whole world is a couch. bi... I'm Rick James tonight. I don't give a fu..
R Kelly
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I want that late night movie, long walks in the park, cuddle up on the couch, kind of relationship.
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can actually deserve their respect and still want to be thrown down on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak now and then?
Victor Hugo
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And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can actually deserve their respect and still want to be thrown down on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak now and then?
Jules Carlysle
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Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.
Unknown
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If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.
Marshall McLuhan
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I dont like watching couples in movies where the man is caressing the womans hair while theyre lying on the couch. Thats a fake version of [marriage]. So it was fun to do a playful and more truthful portrayal with heightened conflict., on her role in Knocked Up.
Leslie Mann
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Spit some I'll game then it was back to the house, Bent her over then I hit it from the back on the couch, Banged out for two hours then she slipped me her digits, Called that bi... the next day cause I still hadda hit it.
Chris Webby
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Say ladiesssss u got to feel the rush ayyyyyyy feel the rush ayyyy. You lyin on the couch kissin me frum head tuh toe u breathin hard like yo oxygen aint cuttin low.
Pleasure P
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I wonder if there will be a day where I will be playing video games with you on the couch as more than friends.
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Suck a ni..., fu.. a ni..., than go run they mouth quick Rappers took a vacation I came over the house sit You want change, this that etween the seats in your couch shit The fu.. you thought, I lost it All that flame on my name would get exhausted.
J Cole
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You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out. Right, Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Donnie Darko
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You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
Tracy Morgan
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
Leo F Buscaglia
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Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.
Craig Kilborn
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I want to hold your hand, laugh at your jokes, walk by your side, snuggle on the couch, look into your eyes, talk about whatever and kiss your lips every single day.
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I open up a big cabinet, and I have a collection of helmits. I put on the different helmets, and I take tree bottles of Robitussin and drink them really quickly. Then I set my hands on fire-I have to write whatever comes to mind pretty fast, before my hand burnsoff." "I just let whatever comes out, comes out without thinking about it to much. Some of it I keep, some I toss out, some of it I turn into giant cigarettes and somke 'em. I think everybodu should just turn off their TV machines and make up their own songs about whatever comes to mind-their couch, their friends their loaves of bread. Everybody's got their own songs. There should be so many songs out there that it all turns into one big sound and we can put the whole thing into a pickup truck and let it roll off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
Beck Hansen
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