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If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.
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That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you.
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I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding!
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There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work.
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You think youre pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
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The energy today is about furthering your love life & giving into temptation. Regardless of your status, this is certainly advantageous.
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TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice.
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Just a heads up that we aren't going into that war you heard about in between twerking videos.
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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I didn't want to be discriminated against because of my gender and status. I promised myself I was never going to be treated as a second-class citizen.
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I left it.
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Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
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Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking...
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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