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Facebook Humor Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Facebook Humor" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I look at the stars and I see you. I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view!
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I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for me. Thank You Auto-Correct.
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Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...
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I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
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My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. bi....
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Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
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I wonder if cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers.
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Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English.
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen.
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Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely while I'm on the internet.
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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
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