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Fat Ted Quotes & Sayings
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bi....
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I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
Morton Feldman
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your s.. life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
Drew Carey
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A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.
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If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
Jack LaLanne
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It's so logical and so simple. Fat is the backup fuel system. The role it plays in the body is that when there's no carbohydrate around, fat will become the primary energy fuel. That's pretty well known
Robert Atkins
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Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
Giada De Laurentiis
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What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash.
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Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!
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The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the Fat Amy force! -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward meeting ever.
Philip DeFranco
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When fat bi...es type 'LMFAO'...I see 'Laughing My FAT a.. Off.'
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Dude, Ted is a fu..ing murderer! I can't fu.. with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fu.. her! I wanna have s.. with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. -Ted
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People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.
Camryn Manheim
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Happy Fat Tuesday! Or Big Boned Tuesday for my sensitive friends.
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I don't hate you 'cause you're fat... you're fat 'cause I hate you.
Jessica Lopez
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I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman
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Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem.
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You can't get rid of it with exercise alone. You can do the most vigorous exercise and only burn up 300 calories in an hour. If you've got fat on your body, the exercise firms and tones the muscles. But when you use that tape measure, what makes it bigger? It's the fat!
Jack LaLanne
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