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Funky Short Status Quotes & Sayings
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Children had a special status - protected from the outside world - and they dressed for the part in a way that made that special status immediately visible to themselves and the adults.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
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I wanted to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.
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I wanted to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.
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Fresh outfit boy, came to shut it down. And it's only gon be worn once, like a wedding gown. Somebody tell the town Short Dawgs in the annex. Pistol on my hip and I pop it like Xanex.
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