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"The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease."
Thomas Alva Edison
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"The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease."
Thomas Alva Edison
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Self-discipline is to some extent a substitute for motivation, when one uses reason to determine the best course of action that opposes one's desires.
Doctor Anil Sinha
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I didn't want to play a lawyer. I didn't want to play a doctor. I didn't want to play a single dad. I wanted to do something I felt I could learn from, something that would be a challenge and something that would not dry up.
William Petersen
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We have a way of dealing with information that has sort of personal - personally identifying information in it. But there are legitimate secrets - you know, your records with your doctor; that's a legitimate secret. But we deal with whistleblowers that are coming forward that are really sort of well motivated.
Julian Assange
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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman
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Not too many young G's made it where I am, so I was waiting on a doctor man patient as I am. I guess the young d boy made it to a man.
Big Sean
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But I'm history to you. You saved me. 2008. You saved us all. Why is that different? The Doctor: Some things are fixed, some things are in flux. Pompeii is fixed.
Donna Noble
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You can't be what you don't see. I didn't think about being a doctor. I didn't even think about being a clerk in a store, I'd never seen a black clerk in a clothing store.
Joycelyn Elders
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It couldn't kill Van Statten, it couldn't kill me. It's changing. What about you, Doctor? What the hell are you changing into?
Rose Tyler
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Couldve been a pilot, couldve been a doctor. Couldve been a pi.p, couldve been a mobster. Couldve been a mack, couldve been a dope boy. Homie, matter of fact...I'm a motherfu..ing coke boy.
French Montana
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Life is a matter of choice. You can be A doctor who saves life. A lawyer who defends life. A soldier who protects life. Or just be yourself a person, who touched my life..
Unknown
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Prayer is the best medicine. God is the best doctor.
Unknown
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Don't bring your need to the marketplace, bring your skill. If you don't feel well, tell your doctor, but not the marketplace. If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace.
Jim Rohn
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Wheeled in on a cart, lying dormant not dead, Hospital of immortality, butcher their patients bloody red, Taken to a dark room, fear of impending doom, The doctor straps you down, with an evil grin, Grabs his rusty blade, ripping through flesh and vein, He tortures his patients through evil means.
Young Dro
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A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'
Gracie Allen
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One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including me, and ordered us to run in a race. I protested that I was weak and not fit to run, but the coach sent me for a physical examination and the doctor said that I was perfectly well. So I had to run, and when I got started I felt I wanted to win. But I only came in second. That was the way it started.
Emil Zatopek
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Insomnia is really a symptom (not a disease). Its really something someone complains to a doctor about. And sometimes the person that complains about insomnia doesnt even have it. In other words they can fall (asleep) very, very quickly but their perception is that it took them a long time to fall asleep.
Dr Meir Kryger
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It is almost impossible to be a doctor and an honest man, but it is obscenely impossible to be a psychiatrist without at the same time bearing the stamp of the most incontestable madness: that of being unable to resist that old atavistic reflex of the mass of humanity, which makes any man of science who is absorbed by this mass a kind of natural and inborn enemy of all genius.
Antonin Artaud
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True I'm the doctor, I'm nuh actor n the business this is the factor. Yuh little and yuh cute yuh want a man why don't yuh come yah Yuh want a man to wuck yuh right someone to love yuh proper. If a the work to mek yuh splirt then I will pop off yuh skirt. Yes mi nah go run leave mi shirt.
Lady Saw
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