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The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
Ashley Montagu
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The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
Ashley Montagu
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The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
Ashley Montagu
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Prevention is better than cure, says the doctor. But in life, it is better to be cured than to be prevented, so you can know the worth of life.
Bakre Basit Babatunde
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I have stood on the front lines of the health care system as a doctor, patient and concerned parent. Those experiences have served as my guideposts throughout the struggle to reform America's health care system. And it's those same experiences that tell me that fear and election hysteria should not overshadow the reality of reform.
Jim McDermott
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Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide to part. Woppi King lick the man with a banana stalk, and send him reeling like a hand cart. Anyhow, Rubaal and Dyas, and Ken Cott send them regards and Woppi King.
Laurel Aitken
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Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders. And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay; Daughter Bartley; Sorill, from Coronation Market; Doctor Sploom, the one that kill the man dog and was roasting it in the back yard and a man shoot him; Hilton, that come from America, when somebody write him, and tell him say him wife have a man, poor fella, and him take him gum and shoot him wife, under a cellar.
Laurel Aitken
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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'Cause I understand now. You said I was gonna die, but you mean this whole world, is gonna blink out of existence. But that's not dying! 'Cause a better world takes its place. The Doctor's world! And I'm still alive! That's right, isn't it? I don't die. If I change things, I don't die. That's...that's right, isn't it?
Donna Noble
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doctor feel good man the remedy fi mek mi just feel good man to tell mi right away why dont you be good man be good man be good man,
Tami Chynn
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Are you willing to spend time studying the issues, making yourself aware, and then conveying that information to family and friends? Will you resist the temptation to get a government handout for your community? Realize that the doctor's fight against socialized medicine is your fight. We can't socialize the doctors without socializing the patients. Recognize that government invasion of public power is eventually an assault upon your own business. If some among you fear taking a stand because you are afraid of reprisals from customers, clients, or even government, recognize that you are just feeding the crocodile hoping he'll eat you last. (October 27, 1964).
Ronald Reagan
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
Jack Handy
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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