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Funniest Doctor Quotes & Sayings
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When you get sick, do two things: pray for healing and go to a doctor.
John Macarthur
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But when ill indeed, Even dismissing the doctor don't always succeed.
Victor Hugo
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A wise doctor does not mutter incantations over a sore that needs the knife.
Sophocles
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I want you safe, my doctor. Protected from the false god.
Rose Tyler
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Don't talk like that. The Doctor's gonna do it. You just, watch him.
Rose Tyler
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My doctor said, for want of a better word, now that we've got medicines out here that can help, let's put you on one of them and say we're treating MS.
Teri Garr
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It was lovely to do The Knock because I haven't done anything really significant since Doctor Who.
Colin Baker
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The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
Thomas Fuller
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I heard it from my doctor before he pulled the plug, have a nice day.
The Ramones
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I think I definitely got scared by the second or third time a doctor told me I was dying.
Daniel Johns
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So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
Daniel Johns
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I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.
Claudette Colbert
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You know it's time to grow up when your parents make you go to doctor appointments by yourself...
Unknown
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I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day.
Mel Allen
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Everything is going in the wrong direction, the doctor wants to give me more injections.
The Rolling Stones
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My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.
Della Reese
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In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them.
Maurice De Vlaminck
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When she give me head, I call her dome doctor.
Kodak Black
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No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard
Swedish Proverb
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