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Funniest Doctor Quotes & Sayings
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You just can't take the doctor out of you.
Ken Jeong
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
Sarah Silverman
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The kindest compliments I have ever heard are when cops tell me Training Day and Assault on Precinct 13 inspired them to become cops. The funniest compliments I have ever heard are when people tell me that 'I love your band Sugar Ray.'
Ethan Hawke
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Professor? Is that like doctor'? What are you here for? Did she get you in to have a look at me?"
Tom Riddle
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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
Hippocrates
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I think I need to go to the doctor because I'm sick of being single.
Unknown
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I'll forever and always be scared of going to the doctor.
Unknown
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All my Doctor's said I should become a model.
Niki Taylor
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Love, you know, is a funny thing; But the funniest thing about it - Is you never can tell if it is love - Until you start to doubt it.
Unknown
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There are generations who watch Doctor Who together.
Sarah Sutton
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Sometimes a big change is just what the doctor ordered.
Unknown
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I mean we grew up in a TB bus and I became a TB doctor.
Paul Farmer
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I'll tell you something, Doctor. Something that I've never told you before: I think you're wrong.
Donna Noble
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Doctors sometimes have to doctor the facts.
Robert D Dangoor
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You can't have my heart, the doctor told me I'd be dead without it.
Drake
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You don't need a doctor, you need a vet.
Queen (band)
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You're a doctor. There's your patient. That's an order.
James T Kirk
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The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
Denis Diderot
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
Jay London
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I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R Lee Ermey
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