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Funniest Facebook Status Ev Quotes & Sayings
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That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.
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Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
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That awkward moment when theres a guy working at Victorias Secret.
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with.
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Its amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.
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You have at least two addresses memorized; Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
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Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages.
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I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
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When you're at the top of a roller coaster, SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer.
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Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
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Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard.
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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