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Funny 1st Of The Month Quotes & Sayings
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Runnin' through the alley and into the melee. Up on the second the sundown. Those run from January, November, December remember the 1st of the month.
Bizzy Bone
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Fin to creep to the pad cause mom's got grub on the grill. If we got the food, you know it's the 1st of the month and my ni... we chills foe real.
Krayzie Bone
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Hey my ni... we havin' a wonderful day and I won't fu.. with me. Why? 'Cause it's the 1st of the month and now we smokin', chokin', rollin' blunts and sippin' on 40 ounces thuggin' come come we got the blessed rum.
Krayzie Bone
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
Layzie Bone
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We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The 1st be the day for the dopeman.
Layzie Bone
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
Wale
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I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff. Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift On the 1st...
Layzie Bone
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Black History Month must be more than just a month of remembrance; it should be a tribute to our history and reminder of the work that lies in the months and years ahead.
Marty Meehan
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Just let me know if there's anything I can do this month to further the cause of healthy breasts.
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Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money.
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Let's eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.
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Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's 2nd album. Their 1st albums, however, did greatly influence us. We do like Korn's album Issues, some of it does sound like the 1st one, but they still could have perfected it. We've never met either of them, but we'd like to.
Joey Jordison
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
Steven Spielberg
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You cannot see the Grand Canyon in one view, as if it were a changeless spectacle from which a curtain might be lifted, but to see it you have to toil from month to month through its labyrinths.
John Wesley Powell
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January, month of empty pockets! let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer's forehead.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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And if you're getting a poll coming out month after month saying something and then all of a sudden does an enormous swing in one direction - you are dealing with a more volatile electorate than most people believe they have.
Jim Bolger
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