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Funny 1st Of The Month Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Black History Month! Thank my ancestors for providing a firm foundation for me and my people.
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Happy Black History Month everyone. I challenge you blacks to change how other races view us.
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I want a hero: an uncommon want, When every year and month sends forth a new one, Till, after cloying the gazettes with cant, The age discovers he is not the true one; Of such as these I should not care to vaunt, I'll therefore take our ancient friend.
Lord Byron
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Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my s..ual orientation.
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I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
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Sorry the Gay Pride Parade has become more about serious issues and less about giant inflatable pe..ses.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
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When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised.
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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We have stabilized our economy. We took over a very sick economy, and we were hemorrhaging 750,000 jobs a month. We have stopped the hemorrhaging. In fact, we had 140,000 job growth last month. And that's what I call progress.
Jim Clyburn
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Day after day I'm missing you. Week after week I'm forgetting you. Month after month I'm moving on. Year after year I'm regretting the moment I met you.
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1st life, the foundation of the world.
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Happy black history month to all my African Americans thanks to all the African American men and women who lead us so we can be free.
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Today marks the first day of black history month. Do a little research. Remember your ancestors and the greats who are the reason for today!
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Happy Black History Month! Despite setbacks and stereotypes, I'm proud of my roots and history.
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I oppose the Gay Pride Parade because it reminds me all the hot guys I want to sleep with are gay.
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Making me doubt myself was your 1st mistake. Underestimating me will be your last.
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My family means everything to me & will always be 1st, no matter what I will be here for better or worse.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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