TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Actress Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Actress" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Comedy
Funny
Acting
Actor
Funny
Sister
Marriage
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Humor
Silly
Witty
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Show more
Clothes
Funny Lazy
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Women
Short
Jokes
Supermodel
Dreams
Goals
Disillusionment
Goals
Singers And Singing
Military
Gratitude
Actors And Acting
Hate
Dieting
Fitness
Being Laziy
Body
Laziness
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Facebook Haha Funny Thoughts Secrets Hate Love
Christmas
Funny Facebook Status
QUOTES
If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.
Karen Black
14 Likes
Sponsored Links
At an early school, when I was about 5, they asked what we wanted to be when we grew up. Everyone said silly things, and I said I wanted to be an actress. So that was what I wanted to be, but what I was, of course, was a writer.
Tanith Lee
0 Likes
I'm here not just as an actress but as a woman, an African-American, a granddaughter of Ellis Island immigrants, a person who could not have afforded college without the help of student loans and as one of millions of volunteers working to re-elect President Obama!
Kerry Washington
6 Likes
An actress who has the gift of swaying the emotions of an audience, of compelling tribute of tears, or of moving the public to joyous merriment, cannot always be satisfied to set aside her whole career, in the work that she loves, simply because she is married.
Billie Burke
0 Likes
I hope Britney doesn't get bummed out that Lindsey is a better singer. It is not Lindsey saying it, it's me. Lindsey would never say that. She's an actress first. It's just a bonus that she can dance and sing.
Virginia Madsen
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Right now, I love the fact that I have so many opportunities, but I know this privileged position cannot last. That doesn't mean that I'll stop working. I picture myself as an old actress doing cameos in films with people saying: Isn't that that Bening woman?
Annette Bening
0 Likes
The Bollywood distribution system is so corrupt that they have trouble making money off movies. So they sell sho.. that an actress stepped in. If they turned up the amps some, maybe they could sell the actresses.
Bruce Sterling
0 Likes
I did this TV show, which was my first job ever. It wasn't a real acting part. It was like this promo for this sitcom and the main actress was meeting three different real people and then she was going to decide who was going to be on the episode.
Seann William Scott
1 Likes
Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
9 Likes
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
Unknown
281 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Girl quotes
Clothes quotes
Confidence quotes
Funny Fashion quotes
Sponsored Links
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Unknown
2332 Likes
Funny Good Morning quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clocks quotes
Short quotes
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
Unknown
509 Likes
Funny quotes
Good Morning quotes
Sleep quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
Unknown
1346 Likes
Funny quotes
Relationship quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
Unknown
170 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Sports quotes
Entertainment quotes
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
Unknown
376 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Games quotes
Sponsored Links
You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
107 Likes
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
Unknown
241 Likes
Funny quotes
New Year quotes
New Years Day quotes
New Years Eve quotes
New Year Resolutions quotes
New Year Funny quotes
New Years Resolutions quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Some of the things I've seen a lot of my female-actress friends who are relatively famous receive - I've seen some hideous things. Like some really, really bad things... like, the FBI should be contacted immediately.
Elisha Cuthbert
0 Likes
The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food factory and Bank America and not having met success in my chosen field, which at that point was being an actress.
Beth Henley
9 Likes
For an actress to be a success she must have the face of Venus, the brains of Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros
Ethel Barrymore
6 Likes
Success quotes
Actors And Acting quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 23
Backstabbing Friend
Behavior
Bigotry
Bitter Love
Expectations
Greatness
Heart Break
Listening
Love
Lovers
Marriage
Missing Him
Practice
Problem
Self-interest
Separation
Sweet
Tattoo
Trash Talk
Wilderness
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™