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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Everyone has taste, yet it is more of a taboo subject than s.. or money. The reason for this is simple: claims about your attitudes to or achievements in the carnal and financial arenas can be disputed only by your lover and your financial advisers, whereas by making statements about your taste you expose body and soul to terrible scrutiny. Taste is a merciless betrayer of social and cultural attitudes. Thus, while anybody will tell you as much you want to know about their triumphs in bed and at the bank, it is taste that gets people's nerves tingling.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
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