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Funny Auditions Quotes & Sayings
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The other day for some reason we were watching the audition footage from The Cable Guy. We met during those auditions. It's on tape. He's not on tape, it's just me doing my audition. He's reading the Jim Carrey part and you can hear his voice. He's talking in a very Jim Carrey sort of way.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I wanted to be self-sufficient, I wanted to take care of myself, and I wanted to learn. I wanted to travel, I wanted to see the world and have my eyes opened. I wanted to be consistently challenged and I knew I needed to be creative in some way. When I got my job in a bar and I could pay for my tuition and go on auditions and sometimes get jobs that I loved and pay my rent, I knew that I would be all right. That's when my dreams came true, long before the telephone rang and someone said, 'Come and meet Tom Cruise.'
Renee Zellweger
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. Id be like, Mom drive us by the hookies! Hookers. I called them hookies. There was one street in the Meatpacking District where they all lined up. So I was definitely a part of the dangerous New York when I was younger. But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself. When I was younger, my mom was like, Hold my hand! It was always a little sketchy. But now Times Square is like Disneyland.
Kirsten Dunst
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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