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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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The video game culture was an important thing to keep alive in the film because we're in a new era right now. The idea that kids can play video games like Grand Theft Auto or any video game is amazing. The video games are one step before a whole other virtual universe.
Vin Diesel
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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On every full moon, rituals such as the one described above take place on hilltops, beaches, in open fields and in ordinary houses. Writers, teachers, nurses, computer programmers, artists,lawyers, poets, plumbers, and auto mechanics - women and men from many backgrounds come together to celebrate the mysteries of the Triple Goddess of the Dance of Life. The religion they practise is called Witchcraft.
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Look look! Gander gander! Its the young boy from the land of Lambda! The Land of Lincoln , the Grand Theft Auto Chicago warn all the mics that he hardcore. And he's thinking Rose buried to the area, spotlights, Dancers dancers! Pros who come in, answer answer, His flow is like the Klu Klux versus the Panthers Hahaaaaaaaa! Outty 5000
Lupe Fiasco
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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Rising above all the voices in Washington, President Obama listened to the voices that mattered to him most, the voices of the auto workers in the communities that depended on him. Just like the voices of the steelworkers and the communities in the south side of Chicago where he worked earlier in his career. President Obama, to President Obama, they were not just companies that needed a loan. They were communities that need a leader to stand up for them.
Rahm Emanuel
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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