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Funny Autograph Msg Quotes & Sayings
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(following her single 'I Kissed a Girl') Girls now keep asking for a kiss. After every show on my tour I stay behind to do an autograph signing. But about a dozen women will want a snog. I just sweetly say, 'No, thank you'. If I kissed everybody who asked I'd probably go away with something I don't really want.
Katy Perry
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Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought, on the campaign trail he came to gain ya support, charge cash for an autograph, say some shit to make ya daughter laugh then slaughter the ass.
MF Doom
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When I was growing up, other girls had New Kids on the Block and shit on their walls, and I had Ray Bradbury. I had his autograph: It was a Xerox of an autographed photo of him holding a cat, wearing a turtleneck and his glasses. I thought he was the coolest dude on the planet.
Hilarie Burton
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Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.
Louie Anderson
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Be yourself and strive for hard and committed work so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
Anil Sinha
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I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested.
Michael Taylor
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Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.
Kato Kaelin
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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