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Funny Balloon Quotes & Sayings
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The jet stream is a very strong force and pushing a balloon into it is like pushing up against a brick wall, but once we got into it, we found that, remarkably, the balloon went whatever speed the wind went.
Richard Branson
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I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh, this can't be happening.' It was bad and I was much older than you think throwing a water balloon. I was 14.
Breckin Meyer
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Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.'
Unknown
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When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming.
Winnie The Pooh
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Nobody can be un-cheered with a balloon.
Winnie The Pooh
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Every so often you have to increase your profile so you can let it lower again, like a balloon.
Robyn Hitchcock
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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
Demetri Martin
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Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?
Spongebob
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
Gene Fowler
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I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.
Joe Gold
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Just saw an old man buying flowers and a balloon that says 'Happy sweetest day' adorable...hope.
Unknown
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Emma: Congrats? For what, having s.. with you? Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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Nobody got that kind of money in the Boondocks. So if you take me up show me the Balcony lookn over The Hollywood valley I'll make your balloon pop.
Yelawolf
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You lose your anonymity just like a helium balloon with a string. Therefore people are going to have their own opinion and they're going to write in whatever clever manner they desire.
Kim Basinger
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Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are logically determined collapses like a pricked balloon.
Walter Lippmann
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My definition [of a philosopher] is of a man up in a balloon, with his family and friends holding the ropes which confine him to earth and trying to haul him down.
Louisa May Alcott
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Love is like a balloon, easy to blow up and fun to see grow, but hard to let go and watch fly away.
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God made man to go by motives, and He will not go without them, any more than a boat without steam or a balloon without gas
Henry Ward Beecher
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Then I became a mother and it just fills every space, that isn't filled with something else important. It's just like this incredible balloon that blows up and fills life up.
Thandie Newton
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