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Funny Bathroom Pi Quotes & Sayings
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I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.
Penelope Cruz
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That awkward moment when 2 girls are arguing over team Edward and team Jacob in the bathroom.
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Nothing says freedom like pooping with the bathroom door open.
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I brush all the time. I have a toothbrush in my car. I have a toothbrush in my bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. I figure...you can't do it too much.
Matthew McConaughey
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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter
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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time.
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I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.
Katie Holmes
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The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and someone in the bathroom said in a very loud voice, 'Girl in stall No. 1 were you in Mystic Pizza? I paused and I said, yeah that was me.
Julia Roberts
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I never really endeavored to hide anything, but there were times I chose not to relegate my history to the back page of a magazine, which to me is sort of akin to putting your biography on a bathroom wall.
Matthew Bomer
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Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll
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I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.
Arne Jacobsen
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
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Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?
Tom Coburn
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For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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I was an intern for Samba Post-Its and one day my job was to literally wallpaper a bathroom with Post-Its. That was one of the worst things I've ever had to do.
Aubrey Plaza
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Everyone shits. Stop being scared to use the bathroom.
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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Candice Bergen
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I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.
Grover Glenn Norquist
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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