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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
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Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
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