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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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The most common phrase in China: 'Hey! You look familiar!'
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 15 minutes yet they choose to call me every half an hour anyway.
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How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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Dubstep : A rap battle between the Autobots and Decepticons.
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
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Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
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You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
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It's going to be Drizzy outside today...expect a Lil Wayne.
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
Will Ferrell
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Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia
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