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Funny Bedtime Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Bedtime" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
Unknown
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
Unknown
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The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
Shannon Fife
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Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.
P J ORourke
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Ah, music, A magic far beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you trot!
Albus Dumbledore
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton
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To business that we love we rise bedtime, and go to't with delight.
Sydney Smith
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Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.
Mason Cooley
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Shout out to the bi...es when it's bedtime and fu.. you to the ni...s who think it's their time.
Drake
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My dream is to find a guy. Someone who can tell me a different bedtime story every night.
Famke Janssen
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Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.
John Coffey
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Emily: You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story?
The Devil Wears Prada
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When I was a kid, I thought 8:30 was a late bedtime, now I only wish I could go to bed at this kind of time!
Unknown
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Dear Ted: Thanks for the invitation to question four distinguished liberal journalists. But 11:30 PM is long past my bedtime.
Patrick Buchanan
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I like this job - most days I have a chance to make breakfast and take the kids to school or to read 'em a bedtime story. It's almost like a normal life.
Mark Harmon
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On gym days, I don't get to my desk until 4 in the afternoon, and everything except bedtime and the appointment with the liquid narcotic is pushed back a bit.
Peter Straub
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Physical activity within four hours of bedtime and illness can also cause this type of insomnia.
Alistair Sinclair
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I did start reading quite young but I was always read to by my parents, who are both actors. Bedtime stories from when I was about two or three to when I was about 15. In fact they didn't stop until I eventually kind of kicked them out of my bedroom.
Samuel West
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We have a demon, we have an angel inside, within our souls, and you just play with it, and sometimes the evil part of you wins the battle, in a very important decision, or in a bedtime, with your lover. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Demian Bichir
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