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Funny Birthday Old Age Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The more you age the more valuable you become. I think your value is priceless. Happy 80th Birthday!
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, and age is tame.
William Shakespeare
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
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Yippee your birthday is finally here. It is time to party! It is time to sing and dance, and it is time for birthday bumps! May you have a delicious and partylicious birthday!
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I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy Birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
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Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of do it yourself.
Marshall McLuhan
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Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
Aristotle
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously exaggerated.
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Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
Anne Bradstreet
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