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Funny Blind People Quotes & Sayings
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When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
George Farquhar
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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I studied with a blind teacher from about 5 until I was 16, at two different schools. From the age of 12 until 16, I was in a boarding school-which, I believe, at that time was compulsory for blind children.
George Shearing
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
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Love may be blind but marriage is a true eye opener!
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I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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To deny scientific truths is not only being blind to reality but also blind to a religious realm. True Science & True religion don't contradict.
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When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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The worst part about being set up on a blind date is when you realize that your date isn't blind and is way too hot for you.
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In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his most essential needs for survival, water along with other resources has become the victim of his indifference.
Rachel Carson
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Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Ritu Ghatourey
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If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit. (Matthew 15:14)
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They who assert that a blind fatality produced the various effects we behold in this world talk very absurdly; for can anything be more unreasonable than to pretend that a blind fatality could be productive of intelligent beings?
Charles De Secondat
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People are blind to reality and only see what they want to see.
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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He's very alive in a scene. He's a very good actor to act with. Even though through most of the picture he's blind, there are many places early in the picture I got to be with him before he was blind. Like convincing him in the office to do the picture.
Mark Rydell
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There is an orderliness in the universe, there is an unalterable law governing everything and every being that exists or lives. It is no blind law; for no blind law can govern the conduct of living beings.
Mohandas Gandhi
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