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Funny Boss And Employee Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
Jimmy Kimmel
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could
Charles Erwin Wilson
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Don't worry, Joe. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. But by the old way of doin' things... If I became boss now, I'd have to hit you in case you knew. And all of you shrug, except some of you are friends of Joe's. And one day I might do something that upsets you, so then you'll hit me. And then YOU'LL become boss. My friends, they'll hate you for that. Then somebody else becomes boss, and so on, and on... You know what I call that? Stupid. Very stupid... We're all bosses here.
Lucky Luciano
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May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.
Unknown
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You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs.
Unknown
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Weed, drugs, clothes, and swag does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas, degrees, and jobs do.
Ritu Ghatourey
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Just in case you never make it onto Undercover Boss I wanted to let you know that working here sucks shit.
Unknown
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The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that when I got here!
Unknown
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
Shadawcatt
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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