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Funny Breakfast Quotes & Sayings
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People still take it really personally. They come up to me at breakfast places like, 'When are you growing your hair back?'
Keri Russell
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I want a man who makes me breakfast instead of a man who doesn't wake up everyday anytime before twelve. To much to ask for?
Unknown
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Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
The Breakfast Club
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
John Gunther
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old friend. Come into my apartments, and we'll suffer through a deep breakfast of pure sunlight.
Sri Da Avabhas
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It's not good enough to give it tender, loving care, to supply it with breakfast foods, to buy it expensive educations. Those things don't mean anything unless this generation has a future. And we're not sure that it does.
George Wald
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The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.
Adlai E Stevenson
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The episodes all blend together for me, so I don't remember. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning. I always feel I must be such a disappointment to them.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W C Fields
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When the young Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret were growing up, that was at it's height and the War cemented that with photographs of the Royal Family having breakfast together and so on, by pinning their reputation so firmly on that particular issue.
Anthony Holden
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She ate a television journalist for breakfast and, feeling peckish, bit off some reporters' heads at a press conference.
Trevor Fishlock
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Life was much simpler when my biggest dilemma in life was deciding what Pop-Tart to eat for breakfast.
Unknown
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I have many memories of waking up to eat breakfast that my mother carefully prepared for us and her saying, what do y'all want for lunch, and as we're eating lunch, what do y'all want for dinner? It's always about the next meal.
Lisa Loeb
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I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, "He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing sticks to him
Pat Schroeder
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The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing sticks to him
Pat Schroeder
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